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Funny Rey Song – SECOND TO LAST JEDI – Star Wars Musical –


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I’m a big fan of Star Wars and wanted to share my analysis of what Rey was thinking as she tried to figure out the Jedi Mind Trick in “The Force Awakens” the best way I know how – through glorious song!

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** CREDITS **
Writer, Producer, Director, Rey: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon
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Composer, Co-Lyricist, Music Producer, Voice of TK-11873: Brendan Milburn https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeek

TK-11873: Cameron Keaggy https://www.instagram.com/sirkeaggy/

Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Set Designer: Kim Brunner
Production Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch
Editor, Photographer: Kate West
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Hair & Make-Up: Patty Jarvis
1st Assistant Camera: Steven Napolitano
G&E Swing: Billy Brenner
Art Department PA: Chris Brunner
Character Consultant: Jenna Bryson
Recording Engineer: Will Hampton
Music Mix/Master: Ed Boyer
Thanks: YouTube Space LA

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** LYRICS **
This isn’t ideal. It’s downright dumb.
It looks like the end of the line for me here and frankly I’m terribly glum
That the promising future where I get to train with Luke Skywalker won’t ever come
And these shackles I’m shackled in sure seem robust so I’m stuck here on my bum
In a base this huge I feel so tiny
Oh and why’s that tall Stormtrooper shiny?
If I could just find a way into this tin man’s head, I
Might survive to become the second-to-last Jedi
You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.
(Stormtrooper: What did you say?)

He responded. That’s a start.
There’s a glimmer of hope in this possibly-orphaned Jakkuvian scavenger’s heart
I can do this, I swear it, by each little line that I drew like a loneliness chart
I can do this, I swear it, by each little meal that would always taste just like a fart
By the bloke I like more than I care to
By my sensible three-level hairdo
I call on the Force and if somehow this works, I said I
Might survive to become the second-to-last Jedi
You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.
(Stormtrooper: I’ll tighten those restraints, scavenger scum.)

I’m done for! Blast it!
Thought I had him for a sec
But it turns out I’m screwed which has ruined my mood and now I’m a nervous wreck
Focus! Get past it!
Do the trick you did back when
Without even trying, you found yourself spying on the mind of Kylo Ren
You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.
(Stormtrooper: I will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.)
Whaaaat?
(He unlocks the restraints.)

Ta-da! See ya, big guy!
I cannot believe that it worked, but it worked, and I honestly do not know why
If I hurry away before they even know I’ve fled I
will be well on my way or at least one step closer to having a chance to become
the second-to-last Jediiiiii!
And you’ll drop your weapon.
(he does)
Yes!

** THANKS FOR WATCHING! 🙂 **

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